Saturday, April 30, 2011
Poor GLaDOS
I love a nice twist in a game. But when GLaDOS got destroyed by Wheatly I was kinda disappointed. It Wheatley good or bad? Is GLaDOS "Still Alive" haha. Whats going to happen to the Aperture lab?
Monday, April 25, 2011
Bloody Bird
YAY! Wheatley is alive. (ps. That could be a spoiler) (pps. don't spoil anything for me) (ppps. Get portal 2 if u dont already own it!) (pppps. <=== DUH)
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Ye Olde Testchambers
the last Portal 2 coop testchambers are old !?!? Are they like forgotten testchambers that GLaDOS forgot about? I don't like them.
STUPID, STUPID
So our friend John came over to play Portal 2. Whenever we fell or died or failed in any way, he'd call us stupid and hit us. I wonder how many Motrin it will take to heal our headaches :P
Friday, April 22, 2011
Co-op Favoritism?
We were playing Co-op mode on Portal 2 and GLaDOS was saying all this good stuff about Atlas. Nothing about P-Body. GLaDOS talked about a contest and "how it was a lie" <=== My quote. But if the contest was real, Atlas would win.
I didn't know GLaDOS was nice.
I didn't know GLaDOS was nice.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
PORTAL 2!
After waiting in a 2 hour line filled with sweaty gamers I finally got Portal 2 at about 11:45 last nite! Sooo much better than Portal Still Alive. GREATTTT JOB Valve
Monday, April 18, 2011
Countdown to 2 part 2 of 2day
3 hours 50 minutes until Portal 2 is officially released. 3 hours 0 minutes until I'm going to GameStop to buy Portal 2 :) Can't wait!!!!
Countdown to 2
well it seems like these past 3 days the "2" release date has been getting further away. Of today I think it is 2 more days tho i think it was 2 days yesterday also. I'm kinda mixed up rite now if you didn't assume, so lemme see. today is the 18? I thot is was the 17. :P Duh. PORTAL 2 IS OUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, April 17, 2011
C'mon
This week has been a long one. I can't wait to get Portal 2. I hope it's as good as Valve made it look. I hope it's more than 19 test chambers. Hopefully 30 + levels. I cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
We got the powa!
Ya our power went out (thx to dangerous weather) so I wasn't able to post anything.
But, during that time of tornado watches and crazzaayy wind/ rain Portal didn't shut down or work slowly or anything! But then my Xbox got the " red ring of death" or at least that's what we thought. I got really worried that my just-finished game of Still Alive was gonna go bye bye. Luckily it wasn't the "red ring of death" just a reboot thing.
Phew!
But, during that time of tornado watches and crazzaayy wind/ rain Portal didn't shut down or work slowly or anything! But then my Xbox got the " red ring of death" or at least that's what we thought. I got really worried that my just-finished game of Still Alive was gonna go bye bye. Luckily it wasn't the "red ring of death" just a reboot thing.
Phew!
Making a video game
It seems easy to make a "mario type" game. If you think that is true, you are dumb, because it's not.
I found the cake!!!
Test Chamber 19 "has cake rite?" wrong! no rite. I found the cake! I was shooting thru the chain- link fences and died. But as i died i saw the cake! The cake is not a lie! GLaDOS is messing with yo mind dawg! The cake is for real, for true, 110% un-fake!
I'm kidding. The cake is a lie. Too bad tho. Chell doesn't eat anything throughout the whole 19 test chambers. I bet she'd kill for some cake. Even with the all the radio active elements in it. All the severed body parts and powered sugar. She might die of pneumatic crushers, acidic waters, brainless turrets, or STARVATION!
I'm kidding. The cake is a lie. Too bad tho. Chell doesn't eat anything throughout the whole 19 test chambers. I bet she'd kill for some cake. Even with the all the radio active elements in it. All the severed body parts and powered sugar. She might die of pneumatic crushers, acidic waters, brainless turrets, or STARVATION!
The post was a lie...
An earlier post we put said that Portal 1 would be free from May 16th to the 24th. It was a lie. We will stop enhancing the truth in three... two... *zzzt*
(btw we didn't purposly lie to you guys. Nathan is a bad reader)
(btw we didn't purposly lie to you guys. Nathan is a bad reader)
Countdown to 2
3 more days! 3 more days! 3 more super duper long days! But I can't wait to get my hands on that Xbox controller and shoot those portals.
YAY!
YAY!
Friday, April 15, 2011
Boots
<=== (great job helping Dora find the mountains btw)
The latest Vavle portal 2 video called boots. Valve u are EPiC!
Video posted above
Useful Tip of the Day
Useful tip #17 Putting a grain of rice in salt shakers helps to stop it from clumping up
Countdown to TWO!
Portal 2 comes out on April 19, not 15th. It would be awesome if it was the 15th tho.
But i wouldn't be blogging, I would be PLAYIN'!
But i wouldn't be blogging, I would be PLAYIN'!
GLaDOS quotes pt. 3
When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me.* You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Pre order Portal 2
If you you have steam (it is free) you should pre order Portal 2 now or soon or whatever.
But wait... There's more!!!
If you pre order Portal 2 and don't have Portal 1 yet, it's your lucky day. You get Portal not just 2 but also Portal 1. Heres a link to Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/
On Steam you do have to create an account but it is completly free of cost
But wait... There's more!!!
If you pre order Portal 2 and don't have Portal 1 yet, it's your lucky day. You get Portal not just 2 but also Portal 1. Heres a link to Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/
On Steam you do have to create an account but it is completly free of cost
Monday, April 11, 2011
New Word----Strategetical
Strategetical- Verb-to do strategy things
Sentence- Portal is a fun, strategetical game
Sentence- Portal is a fun, strategetical game
DOH!
I'm so angry!!! I was on tc 15 and somebody turned off my xbox without saving. I'll just let you guess what happened to my game... hmmm ok i'll give 3 multiple choice answers
A. It saved :)
B. IT DIDN'T SAVE >:(
C. I got a third gun that kills all enemies in one simple shot
A. It saved :)
B. IT DIDN'T SAVE >:(
C. I got a third gun that kills all enemies in one simple shot
Stuck on an "impossible level?"
go to
http://www.portalwalkthroughs.com/
Not only will it give you a video walkthrough, but it will also tell you how to do it in the least amount of portal shots.
http://www.portalwalkthroughs.com/
Not only will it give you a video walkthrough, but it will also tell you how to do it in the least amount of portal shots.
GLaDOS quotes pt. 2
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
Portal- Still Alive---- Xbox 360
Portal Still Alive is on sale in the Xbox game market for 600 xbox points. I suggest buying it now because it is normally 1200 points
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Square in the circle
As I was thinking about something to write, I remembered how I used to put the square shape in the hole of the shape toy thing.....
That game is EPiC
That game is EPiC
Your gonna give me Portal?!?... FOR FREEEEE!!!
Yes you heard me! May 12th thru the 24th, Portal numero uno is free!!
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